I realized as I was writing this, that I could go on and on and on. But I won't. A lot of these aren't diet or exercise related, but I thought you all would enjoy.

1. I had cake again yesterday. It was a small piece of cake, but still.

2. I drank Sam Adams instead of my usual lite beer. Sometimes a girl just wants a better quality beer.

3. I once strategically placed my fart machine in a neighboring tailgate by rolling it down a hill. It came to rest near two drunk fellas. Each time I pushed the button to make the machine go off, the dudes kept glancing at one another as if to say, “did he just do that?” I also found out that it’s fun to place the fart machine under the port-o-potty.

4. I have the sense of humor of a 12 year old.

5. I love my new BlackBerry. I wonder if it’s wrong to love a phone as much as I do it.

6. I don’t care if it’s wrong.

7. I love terrible movies. Examples of these movies include Space Camp, The Postman, and Episodes I, II, and III of Star Wars.

8. Related: I’ve also been known to love bad TV shows. Examples of these include Earth 2, The Class, and Kids Incorporated.

9. The thought of a day at the Spa gives me willies. I don’t like massages and have never had a pedicure. The thought of someone touching my feet grosses me out.

10. It’s Monday, and I’m ready for Friday.