True Confessions: Feb 23rd edition
I realized as I was writing this, that I could go on and on and on. But I won't. A lot of these aren't diet or exercise related, but I thought you all would enjoy.
1. I had cake again yesterday. It was a small piece of cake, but still.
2. I drank Sam Adams instead of my usual lite beer. Sometimes a girl just wants a better quality beer.
3. I once strategically placed my fart machine in a neighboring tailgate by rolling it down a hill. It came to rest near two drunk fellas. Each time I pushed the button to make the machine go off, the dudes kept glancing at one another as if to say, “did he just do that?” I also found out that it’s fun to place the fart machine under the port-o-potty.
4. I have the sense of humor of a 12 year old.
5. I love my new BlackBerry. I wonder if it’s wrong to love a phone as much as I do it.
6. I don’t care if it’s wrong.
7. I love terrible movies. Examples of these movies include Space Camp, The Postman, and Episodes I, II, and III of Star Wars.
8. Related: I’ve also been known to love bad TV shows. Examples of these include Earth 2, The Class, and Kids Incorporated.
9. The thought of a day at the Spa gives me willies. I don’t like massages and have never had a pedicure. The thought of someone touching my feet grosses me out.
10. It’s Monday, and I’m ready for Friday.
3 comments:
I have never heard of those TV shows. I do love bad horror movies though.
AND where on Earth do you obtain a fart machine?
Oh, my! If you hate the spa, just wait for my post tomorrow! You'll laugh. It's like you have ESP or something!
Yeah, where does one get a fart machine? And does it really ROLL down a hill? How big is it? Can you take pictures for us?
I ate rice krispie treats with chocolate chips, marshmallows, and peanuts in them tonight. Two of them. YIKES!!
You sound like my sister! A fart machine would be a fab-u-lous gift for her. Do tell me where to get one of those. LOL.
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