I am-hold on, let me count them to make sure-13 days until going to Girls' Weekend Extravaganza 2009. (a.k.a. Girls' Cabin Party) It's taking place here. Who's in?

At Girls' Weekend Extravaganza, there will be good food and LOTS of spirits. It's nothing for us hard core party peeps to stay up until 5 a.m., sleep until 9 a.m. and start all over again.

Two weeks after Girls' weekend, I'm headed to Chicago!!! To be able to go to Chicago, I have to work 3 twelve hour shifts (6 a.m.-7 p.m.) and one four hour shift (5:30 a.m.- 9:30 a.m.). Will someone PLEASE make me go to bed that week? Thanks.

Some time in the middle of all of that I will make time to see Harry Potter. Twice.

And go to a family reunion.

I walked into a dressing room today with a size 12 pants. I just thought that because I was in a 14 from this particular store last year, that a 12 would work. Pulled them up, button, zip, and they fell right off my hips. I left the store with a size 8 in the bag. I'm stoked!!

Why must Kelci lick my arm or leg every.single.time. she walks up to me? I think she knows I don't care much for it.

On July 4th, Kelci will be 5 years old. Will she ever get out of the puppy stage? Did you hear me sigh on that one?

My parrot just said, "Now see here!" I have no clue where she got that one from. I don't think I've ever said that phrase in my life.

I think I'm really stumped on this week's You Capture. I need direction!

My favorite series by Nora Roberts is the Chesapeake series. Read it. You won't be sorry.

Have you ever fallen completely out of your chair? Yeah, me neither.

Kelci just licked my big toe. Come on, really?

A girl I work with tried to convince me that I'm really missing out by never having had a pedicure. Um. Okay. Seriously, folks. You want to see me freak out, touch my feet. I just don't like it. Not even when my nephew does. (Although I don't freak out, I can tolerate it from him.)

Wow, now you guys are really seeing how happening my life is. Sitting at home on a Saturday night dodging my dog's tongue. Fun stuff right there.

Now, I think I may turn the Wii on....