Table Topic Tuesday

My friend Christy has once again given us a Table Topic to discuss. While this one made me think, it wasn't nearly as difficult as last week's question. (Not that I minded answering it. It was just tough is all.)

So, if you want to play along, answer the question, then go put your permalink back on Christy's blog.

Today Christy poses the question: Would you rather be smarter, more athletic, or better looking?

This is a TOUGH question for the analytical types, such as myself. If I choose smarter, well I'm already pretty smart (well I think I am anyway. Some may argue this.), then I risk becoming a complete nerd. You know, the kind that you laugh at on TV because they have absolutely no social skills and can prove to you that 2 + 2 = 5? Well, ok, I can already show you the proof that 2 + 2 = 5. Hmm. Let's move on. Choosing to be more athletic may be ok. I was an athlete in high school, but I had to really work at it. But if I were more athletic, then I could go pro at a sport, wait-April, you're 30. In most pro sports 30 = getting old. Except in maybe curling. (Is that a pro sport?) Ok, scratch that. How about better looking? Well, I think I'm cute. And I have worked REALLY hard on my looks in this past year. I think that's good enough for me. I'm not trying to impress anyone anyway. As long as I fit into a bikini this summer, I'm fine with it.

Drat. I still haven't answered the question, have I? Ok, I got it, I got it. I'm going with smarter. IF I were smarter, I could make more money. Then I could pay people to keep up my social skills and make me better looking. Then I could date someone like Dale Earnhardt, Jr. (he was the first one that came to mind that I know for sure is single) who is more athletic. And I'd be just fine with that. There you have it.

Yes, I am that much of a goober. Honestly, I would go with smarter. If I were smarter, then I wouldn't have to worry as much about starting school again. I hate tests. ;o)

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Christy M. said...

You absolutely crack me up! I think smarter always wins out, because you're totally right: If you're smarter you can make more money to pay for the rest of it!

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